March 2012
I am banned from Ouija boards because once, my...
The looks on their faces were so wonderful.
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February 2012
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
"regardless of what happens in may, we can dream...
MEGAN GANZ: Twelve seasons and a theme park.
GILLIAN JACOBS: Thirty seasons and a porno. Yeah, even our porno got pulled. It did.
YVETTE NICOLE BROWN: What happened with that?
JACOBS: No one participating in it had ever seen our show. They had a Spanish bodybuilder playing Abed.
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“Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible...”
– Jamie Raskin, Testifying before the Maryland Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee on March 1, 2006 in response to a comment that marriage discrimination against homosexuals is required by “God’s law”.
(via anticapitalist)
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i like the idea of asian lady version of watson
but why couldn’t it be genderswapped sherlock too?
why
that is all i want in life
but no
i’m too upset to properly format this
popcornmassacre:
heterosexualchristianamerica:
popcornmassacre:
can’t there just be a gay character on TV that’s personality does not consist 100% of their sexuality
we need more dumbledores
BLESS ^^^
911: whats your emergency
me: i saw a new hunger games trailer and im drowning in my own tears
911:
me: there was bread this time.
911:
me: THE BREAD
911:
me:
911: thats not a real emergency
me: you suck
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Everyone I'd like you to meet Hugo, Modern...
j-anetsnakehole:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
#this wand’s too powerful lemme just break it and throw it into the gorge #but harry you didn’t even fix your own wand yet
“She would never see the V.F.D. headquarters in all its glory. None of the...”
– A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope (Lemony Snicket)
Loose Threads
finalproblem:
Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of the fan who liked to pull loose threads. Every time she found a loose thread, she’d pull it out and tie it to another one. “The doctor was because of the rubber ball!” she’d say. Or “The binary code was because of Bach—and so was Henry Fishguard!” The other fans would smile and nod politely, and she’d just go back to her...
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notthiscrap:
Justice League for Anon, I hope you like it hun \o/
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