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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
carpetpissers: when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts
How to tell if "derp" is ableist
couldbeyourlife: roxanneritchi: onlytowardschaos | fuckthegenderpolice | fromonesurvivortoanother: When you look it up, do you get images making fun of people with downs, people in wheelchairs, and other disabled individuals? Do lots of people with disabilities insist over and over again that it’s ableist? If you answered yes to both, then guess what? It’s ableist! End of discussion. ...
OPEN LETTER TO THE SHERLOCK FANDOM
i-aint-bovvered: fabledquill: iaminspectorspacetime: eithyy: consulting-timelord: infinitenumberofpenguins: benedictatorship: supersonicsonarradar: consultingdetective: It’s been an honour to wait with you. I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM! You guys are all awesome. Come dance with me.
8:10 tomorrow. If inconvenient come anyway - SH
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp: i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
shesagleekypirate: hoodoouthinkur: anivhee: ...
That awkward moment when you've watched so many...
but-there-arent-any-ducks: … And you’re American.
precumbabies: if i know you by your name and not your url that probably means im in love with you
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Me: *says anything related to comic books characters that is accurate*
Ali: I love you. You are a good sister.