uponatinythrone: Too hot to sleep with a blanket on but I’m too afraid of a ghost biting my toes off
[[MORE]]please please please don’t touch my hair if you touch my hair I’m probably going to cry
Has DC Comics Done Something Stupid Today? →
tj-type-40: jhenne-bean: sweaterkittensahoy: Are you tired of having to comb through dozens of articles trying to figure out if DC Comics has done something cringeworthy today? This may be the greatest website I have ever found. Thank you, ub. Insta-follow. Perfexion
obesitycore: I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
combatbootsandnothingelse: *seduces you with a mixtape of themes from your favorite tv shows*
alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the shower getting out of the shower
[[MORE]]my brother stole some kid’s magnets like, literally stole them from his desk or something what the fuck
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends There was once an episode of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide with that exact plot.
when a couple has a Really Good Ship Name and maaaaaaybe you don’t actually like them together but you still kind of ship it because they have a Really Good Ship Name
Are you ever just overcome with the realization that all of your friends are CUTE AS HECK BECAUSE I GET THAT A LOT.
applepiesfromscratch: I wanna go to space
strong-zahhak: egberts: can you imagine when homestuck finally updates the entire fandom is gonna stop what theyre doing and reunite
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
d0cpr0fess0r: Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
zemeriks-sark-empire: thefrenchshipmutiny: thisis-my-note: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts “Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers “Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes “Motherf*cking Stark” a spinoff by Nick Fury
[[MORE]]it’s a really good thing I don’t get crushes very often because apparently when I do I get really creepy sorry about that
I have come to the conclusion in the past few days that any significant other I may attain during my life must have either an intense tolerance for or an intense love of musical theater.
khroxas13: No but really like really I’m not ready for httyd 2 like I thought I was but no I mean look at our hiccup look at this cutie and then BAM he turns into this and I know httyd 2 is going to be amazing but how did this happen like what did Neville Longbottom pay a visit to hiccup someone explain
Literally one of my favorite things from Wicked is when Glinda and Fiyero are being all flirty and they each say “you’re perfect” while staring into each others eyes and then dramatically turn away and sing “SO WE’RE PERFECT TOGETHERRRRRR”
p0ndorica: it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win